Rap battle thread? Rap battle thread

[Bobby Lashley]

I already know what you're thinking. "B00Bz, we're white." I know, but hear me out here, okay? Give it a chance.

I was doing this all day in school today, and its amazing. Just write a few lines, preferably insulting and vulgar, and wait for someone else to reply. Since this is more than two people, we have the opportunity to make fun of EVERYBODY.

WARNING - My flow is outrages, yours will not compare.

I'll start because its kind of embarrassing at first, but you'll ease into it. OC only, if I wanted to hear Tech N9ne verses I'd listen to him.



Yo, this is Steedbro B00Bz, callin' out the other steedbro fools
Y'all a bunch of losers who get no garden tools.
Now where should I start? I can't even begin,
I could call Blackie a ginger again and again,
But that's already been said, it has no relevance
Instead I'll introduce this thread to a little benevolence.
I love you all, I never meant to desert you,
But some things are more important, like my rhymes how they hurt you.

You see it's not even fair, to start this type of affair,
All y'all can do is sit in your chair, with envy, and stare.
Just ask Kris' girl, I get hella bitches.
I met her for an hour, and got her 10 digits.

I wear so much ice, the girls call me frigid,
They love to ride my dick, they say its so rigid.
Well that's it for now, I just set the bar
Try to beat me; I don't see how, you won't get too far.

[Blackout]

I've never written a rap before. I know nothing about rap music or flow. But you asked for this, shit, B00Bz... You got it...

*Picks up mic*

Spoiler:

[Bobby Lashley]

*Slow nod of approval, then picks up mic*

Alright I'm not gonna lie, that rap was pretty fly
But you ended it with word, and that's just absurd.
You see you tried with all you're might, but there's no hiding that you're white.
The last thing I was doing, was trying to start a fight.
But since you're an attention whore, I've got to give you a little more
So I'll throw my rhymes straight at you, until your brain is sore.

You drop one verse and you think you stole my show?
You're crazy, let me bring you back to reality ho.
No-one can touch my flow, you don't know shit!
You want to be a lawyer right, why don't you just acquit?
Did you like that bit? Yeah I run this bitch.
My raps are fast balls, you just threw a wild pitch.

I'm rapping like Lupe
My Fiasco on blast.
You're raps are just gay
Getting fucked in the ass.
But do you mind if I ask, where you got your flow from?
You're rambling, like a ten year old's temper tantrum.
You're rhymes are just dumb, like Arthur Keller's daughter.
You can't keep up with me, you're barely treading water.
And here's a note about you're father, he never shoulda had you.
He shoulda put on that condom back when he had the chance to.
You're just like a jew, the way you got fried,
I could be a convicted felon, I just committed verbal homicide.

*Drops mic*

[Adolf Titsler]

You call yourself B00Bz, you think we're foolish.
The only action you ever got,
was from your god dang GOLDFISH.
The STL has taught me a lot.
Like how to develop, a hate, for the Red Sox,
even I'm from Boston, but the Cardinals rock.
But even more than that, they taught me one thing.
That people aren't rappers, because they have pretty bling.

You come spitting verses at me, kid?
So did Blackie, raised my fist, guess what?
He hid.
I'm so fast on the Mic, learned that on the street.
I spit so fast, I'm no wannabe John Cena, but "U CAN'T SEE ME!"

I don't need profanity to make me sound good.
You don't have to lie to yourself, you ain't from the hood.
This is my warning, you better heed.
I'm tired of your bullshit, mucking up the Steed.

[Single H]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men,
couldn't put Humpty together again.

[Chris Jericho]

You know what? You're retarded, I don't even have a girl!
I have millions of bitches all around the fucking world.
I got one in Australia, they call her the Trollgirl!
Ask Blackie, yeah he knows, I gave that cunt a whirl!
I have a bunch in America, yeah I'm free alright
Macias' mum in California, she went down on me all night!
Another one in Baltimore, that nigger chick is wild!
And like Pedobear would say, oh I fucked her like a child!
I meant...Like a child plays with his legos!
And Jake's mum in England, when she moans her voice echoes!
Nig's mum is da shit, she always let's me do it
In her mouth
Shoot it south
There's no doubt
She won't take it out
This shit's like mambo number five
but a nigger's writing it
I'd try and talk jive
But I'm not abusing it
Like I abuse all of you, and your mothers, and your friends
And I party every day, just like Paul Stanley would say
I'm going up to you tonight, and I'm gonna rape you
And if you calls the cops fine, well I'll rape them too

'Cause there's just two kinds of people
Living in this world
There are people like me
And people who get raped
I don't even care for rhyming
If it goes well then it does
Because I'm all tri-winning
there ain't no rap better than this was...aiight

[Bobby Lashley]

This thread is resurrected,I brought it back from the dead
"You can't even rap B00Bz", that's what y'all said
But I have short fuse, I'm not here to amuse you
I do have some rhymes though, if you want to hear a few
My verses take you on an expedition, to another dimension
Where all you can do is sit and take it, like your in a detention
Or being dominated, like Blackie on the weekend
Taking it from a shemale, trying to pre-tend
That he's not a homo
But he dunno, what we know
That his chances of being straight are smaller than me winning in keno
It's true, he signed up for kee-mo
Just to get some therapy
He knows there's something wrong, he's just looking for clarity
He tries to play it off but he's feeling so terribly
Because apparently he can't see the hilarity in his view on humanity
Or the rarity of finding another Clay Aiken Parody
But don't be insulted, take it as a compliment
You should be awarded a written up document
That says it's official,
You get more cocks than a cowboy's pistol

[Chris Jericho]

This thread is resurrected,I brought it back from the dead
"You can't even rap B00Bz", that's what y'all said
But I have short fuse, I'm not here to amuse you
I do have some rhymes though, if you want to hear a few
My verses take you on an expedition, to another dimension
Where all you can do is sit and take it, like your in a detention
Or being dominated, like Blackie on the weekend
Taking it from a shemale, trying to pre-tend
That he's not a homo
But he dunno, what we know
That his chances of being straight are smaller than me winning in keno
It's true, he signed up for kee-mo
Just to get some therapy
He knows there's something wrong, he's just looking for clarity
He tries to play it off but he's feeling so terribly
Because apparently he can't see the hilarity in his view on humanity
Or the rarity of finding another Clay Aiken Parody
But don't be insulted, take it as a compliment
You should be awarded a written up document
That says it's official,
You get more cocks than a cowboy's pistol

...this was terrible. [/thread]

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